The World Cup has certainly had many twists and turns this year with many of the so called ‘big teams’ suffering unexpected results. With this in mind, we thought we would have a bit of fun and attempt our very own starting 11. Forget Suarez, Neymar and Gerrard; we’re talking Astra, Abarth and Jeep Grand Cherokee.
From a nippy Abarth 500 in midfield to the solid KIA Sportage in the heart of defence, we have it covered and have decided on a 4-4-2 formation to take us all the way!
Up Front
What could be better than control, grip and stability on your frontline? The Toyota GT86’s lightweight body, power, great balance and handling are a perfect partner for the Vauxhall Astra, making even Neymar weak at the knees. The Vauxhall Astra adds even more super power to the strike force and adds to our exhilarating team line up. Dynamic with a suspension set up for agility, we are certain the Astra/Toyota partnership will enhance our dream team!
Midfield
The Abarth 500 is a must have in any midfield. When you require power, aggression and nerve, the Abarth 500 has it all wrapped up. With the Abarth’s secret weapon, Sport Mode, enjoy the performance as it gets ready for an overboost of power! For an extra edge, maybe when the 90 minutes are up and extra time is looming, press the sport button for higher torque and a more responsive pedal. Surely a car Daniele De Rossi would affiliate with.
The BMW 5 Series may possibly be the Bastian Schweinsteiger of our team. The innovative BMW is sure to create chances as its technical prowess covers our midfield. Safe and efficient, the BMW 5 Series would easily track back if under pressure from the opposite side. We are sure this elegant, class leading BMW with eight-speed automatic transmission will surge forward and strengthen the midfield.
Our nippy midfield wouldn’t be complete without the MINI Cooper and Mazda MX-5 on the right wing. The Eden Hazard of the line up, the MINI is a small car but big fun. We are certain the MINI Cooper will last the 90 minutes with its excellent fuel efficiency. The MINI can also be as creative as you want with a variety of models and hatch designs available. Sprinting up the wing from 0-62mph in just 7.9 seconds without breaking sweat, the MINI Cooper will not only turn heads but turn the opposition’s defence.
The Mazda MX-5 adds further character to our glittering midfield and is bound to set hearts racing as the multi-award winning MX-5 delivers outstanding agility and thrilling rear wheel drive. The only car in our midfield with a soft top roof, this is one stylish midfielder. The Mazda’s responsive road handling makes this an ideal car for creating chances in the box! The Arjen Robben of the team!
Defence
For a solid defensive line up, with puffed chests, welcome the Citroen DS4, Jeep Grand Cherokee, KIA Sportage and Mercedes A-Class. All rounded off nicely with Thibaut Courtois, we mean the SEAT Alhambra, between the sticks.
A strong defence not to be taken lightly, the KIA Sportage is at the heart of it. With its rugged 4x4 looks and strong build quality, this Korean car will take some beating. The KIA has plenty of stylish kit and given its high-riding stance, corners shouldn’t be an issue for this professional!
At right back, the Mercedes A-Class is not only great to look at but has a strong performing engine with low running costs, emitting just 99g/km of CO2. The Phillip Lahm of our defence, the sporty Mercedes has plenty of grip to stand up to oncoming strikers.
The Jeep Grand Cherokee stands confident and exudes strength from every angle. An athlete, the Jeep oozes premium styling and with a smooth and efficient eight-speed transmission and fantastic acceleration, we think it will stand tall at free kicks.
Our captain Patrice Evra, the Citroen DS4, completes the back four. The quirky DS4 is stable and very grounded as it offers a strong sense of being glued to the road, providing a real feeling of safety in every tight situation.
Goalkeeper
Thibaut Courtois, the SEAT Alhambra, is big on fun and safety. With seven airbags and advanced technology, our team is in safe hands at the back. The only 7 seater in the team, the dynamic MPV is broad and taut, giving it unrivalled, sporty appeal!
And don’t worry, all our team comes with air conditioning to keep us cool under pressure!